Bounding in nervously like a young boy on his first day at a new school*, Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats and MP for Sheffield Hallam, greeted the massed horde of Lib Dem bloggers with all the enthusiasm you’d expect from his youthful good looks and powerful sex-drive.
Thanks to Millennium Elephant and Daddy Richard, […]
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Nick Clegg Bloggers’ Interview
May 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment
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Clarifying Clegg’s Conservativism
April 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment
The discovery of Nick Clegg’s name on a list of Cambridge University Conservative Association members in 1986 intrigued many, including myself. The Telegraph’s Three Line Whip has the latest from our lothario leader on the reason it might appear he was a student Tory:
"I joined a whole range of associations like another other, er, student […]
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Galloway "dazed" by balls attack
April 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
George Galloway was left "momentarily dazed" by Nick Clegg’s magnificent testicles earlier today. Silly fellow, doesn’t he know never to get between our dear leader and a group of giggling LSE students?
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Is Nick Clegg a Former Tory?
April 15th, 2008 · 11 Comments
According to Greg Hands, the answer is yes. He’s posted the membership records of the Conservative Association at Robinson College, Cambridge, which seem to show that Mr Clegg was a member for one year as a fresher and did not renew his membership. However, a spokesperson for Clegg has said:
“Nick is one hundred per cent […]
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Taxing the Beautiful
April 10th, 2008 · No Comments
Being a confirmed ugo myself, I read this Guardian article with interest:
Gonzalo Otalora has written a book entitled ¡Feo! (Ugly!), which calls for the taxation of good-looking people to counteract the natural advantages they have over munters*. "Countless studies show that … it’s easier for them to find jobs; they’re paid more and find partners […]
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Politalks 9: Cleggover
April 9th, 2008 · 3 Comments
The new edition of Politalks, your weekly satirical news roundup, is here. This week we discuss sexual heroes big, small and disgustingly huge:
Feel free to share and share alike, and for those who are interested, here’s the transcript:
The world gained a new sexual hero this week. A man of such awesome virility he must masturbate […]
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Nick Clegg’s 30 Lovers Revealed
April 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Realpolitik 17: So What?
March 14th, 2008 · No Comments
Listen to the show:
In this week’s Realpolitik podcast with myself and Richard Holloway:
Alistair Darling’s first Budget and Balls’ outburst.
Jacqui Smith announces how ID Cards will roll out (watch Taking Liberties!) and Dizzy’s critique.
Clegg wants to cut the slash the number of MPs following his weekend conference speech.
Tories lose another MP.
Mixed polls for all the parties.
If […]
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Nick Clegg: We need to bring power to the people by cutting the number of MPs
March 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments
The BBC are reporting:
“Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is calling for the number of MPs in the House of Commons to be cut by 150. This would save taxpayers millions of pounds and cut political parties’ need to raise cash from big donors, he says.”
At first glance, this looks like a worrying way of bring […]
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Nick Clegg: The speech we’ve been waiting for
March 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Nick Clegg’s Spring Conference Speech, which I was lucky enough to witness from my very own bedroom (because after all, who wants to be in stuck in a conference venue with 2,000-odd men and women of questionable personal hygiene?), was impressive for a number of reasons: No sign of “sclerotic“, a challenge to the established […]
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