Before I begin, the background:
A man has been banned by the courts from visiting his fiancée at her home after neighbours complained about the couple’s noisy sex sessions.
Adam Hinton, 32, was handed an injunction preventing him going within 100 metres of the block in Bright, East Sussex, where his 29-year-old partner Kerry Norris lives. …
Norris was fined £200 and ordered to pay £100 costs last week for breaching a noise abatement order after neighbours complained for two years about her loud shouting during all-night sex sessions.
I must be a terrible human being if I think this is funny:
One woman told magistrates that her young daughter was left suffering nightmares and bed wetting because of what she had heard.
Other witnesses described having to take time off work because of the sleepless nights caused by their neighbour.
Yeah, I’m going straight to hell.














6 responses so far ↓
1 Julian H // Aug 15, 2008 at 10:02 am
Tsh, if I’d had known this kind of legal action was possible I could have done something about the woman who used to live in the upstairs bedsit.
I sympathise with the “young daughter”, I’ve been similarly disturbed.
2 Steph Ashley // Aug 16, 2008 at 1:00 am
That’s pretty harsh. Surely they could have tried out a gagging order first?
I’ll meet you at the bar in hell - the accounts of the suffering neighbours did little to quell my giggles, either.
3 Darren // Aug 20, 2008 at 9:13 am
Is it me, or do their faces in that photograph look particularly unbothered by the events? Indeed, Mr. Hinton has a face that says “Yes, I really am so good that I make my fiancée make so much noise, for so long, that her neighbours took us to court”..
4 James Graham // Aug 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Isn’t that a pretty clear violation of Articles 5, 8, 10 and 12 of the ECHR?
5 Gavin Whenman // Aug 22, 2008 at 2:05 pm
… And Article 60 (the right to make love like a orangutan on heat)
6 James Graham // Aug 22, 2008 at 6:18 pm
You’re getting confused with the Charter of Fundamental Human Rights. Only Germans in Scheisse movies have that right.
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