Birmingham City Council confessed today they could not tell their arse from their elbows.
Leader of the council, Mike Whitby, said:
“For years we’ve been balancing on our arms at council meetings. We didn’t know the round flabby bits between our back and hamstring should be sat on. Councillors could barely hear each other at meetings, but now we have switched to “sitting”, the evenings just flash past. We’ve been able to finish some committees up to five hours earlier.”
In other news, Birmingham City Council admitted they distributed a leaflet to residents carrying a photograph of Birmingham, Alabama.
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1 Paul Hulbert // Aug 14, 2008 at 11:01 pm
If Birmingham doesn’t know its own skyline, does George Dubya know which Georgia he’s supporting?
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