Press release just received from the Home Office:
For security reasons, the Home Department for the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland wishes to advise its citizens the following activities are banned under the Suspicious Brown People and Their Evil Offspring Regulations 2008 (passed under the Terrorism Act 2006):
- Studying chemistry and human biology
- Taking your disabled child on a day trip to France
- Gluing yourself to Gordon Brown*
- Heavy-handed satire about the state of British civil liberties
Anyone failing to comply with the new regulations will be forced to live in an eco-town.
* This provision is pending final confirmation from the Home Secretary, once she stops giggling her tits off.
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